A Glass of Chianti

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

They don't have marching band in Alaska, do they?

Two things said to me today, one of which (I hope) is just in jest:

Him: What's the difference between an administrator and a sack of fertilizer?
Me: I don't know.
Him: The sack.

"You know, for a Catholic, you sure do have a great Protestant work ethic."