They don't have marching band in Alaska, do they?
Two things said to me today, one of which (I hope) is just in jest:
Him: What's the difference between an administrator and a sack of fertilizer?
Me: I don't know.
Him: The sack.
"You know, for a Catholic, you sure do have a great Protestant work ethic."
Him: What's the difference between an administrator and a sack of fertilizer?
Me: I don't know.
Him: The sack.
"You know, for a Catholic, you sure do have a great Protestant work ethic."