I just wanted to note
That I am the very model of self-restraint and discipline.
Have I used this space to rant about the worst haircut I've ever received? (This past Saturday, by the way.)
No.
Have I complained about how difficult it is to find a new pair of jeans (ones that aren't paint-splattered and/or have strange washes where the faux wear patterns are implausible and impractical for the washing machine)?
No.
See, for all those who doubt that I have self-control, here is proof.
These animals, on the other hand...
Can you imagine how Catullus' blog would read?
Have I used this space to rant about the worst haircut I've ever received? (This past Saturday, by the way.)
No.
Have I complained about how difficult it is to find a new pair of jeans (ones that aren't paint-splattered and/or have strange washes where the faux wear patterns are implausible and impractical for the washing machine)?
No.
See, for all those who doubt that I have self-control, here is proof.
These animals, on the other hand...
Can you imagine how Catullus' blog would read?