A Glass of Chianti

Monday, April 03, 2006

What you miss by not living in the Metroplex

Newscasters who just ignore air horn-bearing naked men and those who inspire lemur mating calls.

Why aren't you people just flocking here?

Thanks* to the MonkeyWatch (he's not just watching monkeys, you know) for the lemur pointer.

Also, I assume you noticed the penguin cuteness.

*I think