You haven't lived

until you've seen Tom Jones sing "Do You Think I'm Sexy?". Thankfully, my local PBS affiliate deeply cares about my quality of life.

It's a toss-up as to which sensory image will be with me longer: Tom Jones's distractingly tight pants or the song's distractingly awful orchestration. Either way, there are two people in Hell responsible for those creations that completely deserve to be in each other's company.