I'm not to be defeated by the sweatshirt

I just realized that by providing some personal background in the previous post I may have left the wrong impression. I just want to be very clear that I wear this hole-ridden sweatshirt over incredibly cute pajamas. I wear incredibly cute pajamas because I am an attractive and desirable young woman. I'm not old. I know it may have sounded otherwise. I understand what woman + cat + wearing terrible sweatshirts to bed can bring to mind. I just wanted to clear up any misconceptions before they had chance to cement in anyone's mind.

I'm hoping I dodged a bullet here....