A Glass of Chianti

Monday, October 31, 2005

Yes, these are bad

...but on a day like today it's either this or a post about those pesky Lutherans.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: He had no body to take him.

Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a monster's favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?
A: A book.

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit!

Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Happy Halloween!