The Yankee doesn't know this yet

But we just decided on our dining room theme. I will say that the company's presidential placemat offerings are promising, especially as it is a strong desire of mine to have the children be able to recognize a likeness of Coolidge at 20 paces. Unfortunately, the designer of the musical instrument placemat has made two critical errors:

1. He doesn't seem to understand that "wind instruments" are not the same as "woodwind instruments" but even more importantly...
   
2. Theremin not included

Also, unintentional placemat humor here.