You know that kid
Who sat behind you in 7th grade science class and who was always spinning his pencil around with his fingers? The one who would ask if he could touch your hair* before tests because it would give him good luck ("It's brain hair!" he would say)? Well, that kid has a website to help you learn how to become a PencilNinja and tutorials to help you get started on the pen spinning circuit. Don't tell me you don't get quality here at A Glass of Chianti.
*My answer: "No."
*My answer: "No."