Who doesn't want random facts about Walker, Texas Ranger?

Seriously.
My favorites thus far:

"When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever."

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

There's some... um.... blue language there. If you're bothered by that... well, Chuck Norris probably wouldn't like you anyway.