An update, of sorts

In my ongoing quest to model my life after Alan Greenspan,
(Step 1: Take up the clarinet
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Step 8: Be denounced by Objectivist friends...)

I have spent the day arranging "Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me)", and "Old Black Magic." I think I'm a little behind schedule, but I'll be able to make up some time because I've decided not to date Barbara Walters.

When you were in school, you knew your teachers spend their summers this way, right?